There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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