Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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