what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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