I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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