did you get engaged???
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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