please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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