Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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