Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
please come you make the beer taste better
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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