How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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