I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
home. puking in laundry basket.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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