Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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