420 ftw
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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