ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
