OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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