If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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