haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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