Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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