my being single is dangerous.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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