There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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