do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
