I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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