I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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