You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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