is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I'm really busy with my period
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