this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Shame - the story of my life.
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