bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
