How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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