She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think my vagina is haunted
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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