So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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