I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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