exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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