that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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