Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize