i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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