The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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