But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize