I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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