Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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