office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
