i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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