I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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