so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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