Sponge bath it is.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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