no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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