i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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