It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its not stalking. its research.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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