I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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