so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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