The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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