TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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