If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
