4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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