i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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