So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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