just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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