i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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