Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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