she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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